Texas Darlin' Reports from the Front of the Short Bus*

O pshaw ...

"Requests have not worked. Join me in demanding that Sen. Barack Obama show America a certified copy of his complete and original birth certificate (BC) by August 1. The version he has posted on the web, the Certificate of Live Birth (COLB), is only a short abstract."

We all know that most birth certificates are thousands of pages long.

*Photoshop slime courtesy politicalpartypoop.com. Good luck raising those kids.