"Did you hear this? A backwoods hiker has found the wreckage of John McCain's campaign."
"The McCain camp has decided to blow off Michigan. Well, I know how they feel."
"Did you notice that McCain's campaign started to go downhill after he didn't come on this show?"
"Sarah Palin says: The high heels are on and the gloves are off. That's the kind of thing that used to cost Eliot Spitzer a thousand bucks."