Sunday, September 09, 2007

A Hydro

I spend far too much of my short remaining lifespan making typographical jokes so this story below from the Waterville, Maine Morning Sentinel which quotes me as saying "a hydro" and "raising the height issue" is worth noting for historic idiocy purposes.

"I'm not saying don't have a hydro here," Watts said. "I'm just raising the height issue."

U.S. Americans. Such as, therefore. South Africa.

I knew when I was 10 years old swimming at midnight with phosphorescent salps in Aucoot Cove, Mattapoisett, Massachusetts that I was in the presence of intelligence. Such as, therefore. Maps.

"A hydro."

I'm just raising the height issue.


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