Why are Babies such Babies?

The only way we can make it through this crisis is if nobody has health care. Just think of all those babies, sitting around the house, crying for government hand-outs instead of going out and getting jobs as babies. Babies need to step up and do their part. If you give babies free food all the time and they don't have to work for it, it only encourages them to be babies. Babies need to go out and get a real job if they want health care. No more 'nanny state' for babies. Why are babies such babies?