Wednesday, August 06, 2008

High Quality Journamalism

This is the type of high quality, unbiased, objective, thorough and professional journalism product that will save the Waterville Sentinel, Kennebec Journal and Portland Press-Herald from imminent closure.

The only thing missing is a guarantee by "state officials" that the fried dough won't make you fat and "everyone's a winnah" at the knock three bottles over game.

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