Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Readers Ask ...

Q: Why does Al Gore have to donate every penny he gets to everything?

A: Because Al Gore has the unmitigated gall to think about the future and about something beside himself he must be 100 percent pure at all times or he and the causes he espouses and works on must be pronounced fraudulent, worthless jokes.

In contrast, if you profess complete disregard and contempt for the future you are free to do whatever the fuck you want and be seen as a good person because at least you're not a hypocrite.

It's the do-gooder corollary to "Get a Motel Room!"

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