Moe sez:

From the "Tucker Carlson" tee vee show:

TUCKER CARLSON: "Gene, this is an amazing statistic: 94 percent of women say they'd be more likely to vote if a woman were on the ballot. I think of all the times I voted for people just because they're male. You know? The ballot comes up, and I'm like, 'Wow. He's a dude. I think I'll vote for him. We've got similar genitalia. I'm -- he's getting my vote.' "

MOE SZYSLAK: In fact, he would feel that way if the only candidates ever in the history of the nation had been women.